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What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction Parody! Key of Awesome #57 (by barelypolitical

LMAO THIS IS FOR MY AWESOMEST FRIEND SKYLAR!!!!!!!!!!!

My perfect guy

Black or blond hair long or short stone grey emerald green ice blue or chocolate brown eyes 2 inches taller than me 2 pounds under or over weight REALLY strong muscular defined muscles sweet funny sensitive but not a wuss outgoing friendly smarty but not nerdy loving caring brave bold spontaneous sexual and a 9 inch dick Unafraid perfectly tan Plays guitar plays football soccer baseball or hockey He’d have to be dirty minded He’d need to be a little nerdy like super heros and star wars and not obsessive have a good taste in music and movies and food and be good at cooking

I posted something similar a few days ago but I just edited it

:) I want to sneak out with Chris and do everything with him and like hang out with him over the summer and lay underneath the stars and fall sleep in his arms. Just be laying there with our shirts off pressed up against each other him holding me under the stars while making out until we fall sleep. I would do anything and everything for him. I want to do anything with him for the rest of my life. But he never says anything to me, barely knows I exist and doesn’t acknowledge my existence.

What I want…

Relationship wise: A boyfriend that will love and care for me even when I don’t love or care for myself

Other wise: Super Powers :D